10 Tips to Decrease your Blog’s Traffic

Are you bored of having massive tides of people visiting your blog? Do you hate to receive all those likes and comments? Are you exhausted of receiving notifications from people that follow your blog? If you do, here I have the top 10 tips to save your life (you are welcome):

1. Let social network like Facebook, Twitter or Pinterest, know that you do not exist. Social network is poo. Everyone in this pages just want to comment and make opinions about anything you write, so try to avoid them, as if your life was at stake.

2. Write like there is no tomorrow. Tell the story of your life in one single post. Write everything you can and do not forget the most specific details. Here, size matters. You have to scare your readers and your ruthless fingers have the power. Continue reading