The fucking Wizard

A long time ago, there was one of the most powerful wizards of all times. All famous writers who write about wizards, claim that their wizards are the most powerful ones, but this one was even more powerful than those. Quite more powerful. He really was a top wizard. He could do anything that he could imagine, whether it was good or evil.

Unfortunately, he was unable to use his power over him. At least not as properly as he did when he used his magic with others. He knew he had enough power to change his life, improve it or worsen it. Yet, he couldn’t. There was an estrange magical wall which made any attempt to use the magic against himself impossible.

He studied the situation for a breve period of time. In that time, he realised that the magical wall was created by himself. Unconsciously, the old wizard was playing against himself. Still, that wall could be destroyed using different enchantments in a daily basis. However, the wizard was too lazy to do that effort. The truth is that it wasn’t a big deal. He only needed to be constant in his enchantments. But he was accustomed to use his powers to solve all the problems in the twinkling of an eye, with the minimum effort.

Therefore, the old fucking wizard lied there, where he always was, doing good things and evil things, but changing nothing. A waste of wizard. A waste of magic. A waste of everything. He was born the greatest wizard of all time and he ended as the greatest waste of wizard of all time. Nice end for such an apathetic and listless wizard. Even the most insipid wizard would’ve done it better than that retarded person. His life was so useless that nobody remember his name. But I will tell you why. Because nobody cares a shit about the pig-headed. He left no book written or anything. He spent all his days sitting in a couch and using his magic for nonsense. Besides, you couldn’t slap him, because he saw your intentions before doing anything. Nevertheless, he was known by a word he always repeated: “whatever…” What a bastard.

And this is the story of the most powerful Wizard of all times, who lived happily ever after. The ignorant…

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